Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were having lunch together one day.

Shrek said, "I have always thought that I was the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?"

Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I am the most gorgeous woman in the world, but sometimes I wonder."

Brad Pitt, said "I have been told that I am the Sexiest Man Alive, but have never had it confirmed."

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall" to confirm for them if Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the Sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day, Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well its true, the mirror told me that I am the most strongest man in the world."

Brad Pitt perked up and said, "and I know that I am the most sexiest man alive."

But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad face and said................................

"Who the heck is Colleen Hotchkiss?!"





Thought that you all might enjoy another Angelina and Brad story. Hope you had a good laugh!